A court room, one judge sits in his usual position. A suspect box to the right where a young man in blue is standing looking at the judge. No DA, no lawyer. The spectators’ seats are empty but of some police men.
Judge (shouting): Stop this nonsense; I don’t want to listen to you! We are running out of time.
Suspect (begging): Your honor, I just want to know what I am accused of.
Judge: You will know when you hear the verdict.
Suspect: Verdict?
Judge: Shut up or I will put you in jail!
Suspect: Put me in jail? Where the heck do you think I am now?
Judge: In a court room.
Suspect: And why am I in a court room? What did I do?
Judge: You should thank God you are in a court room.
Suspect: I am behind bars and I don’t know why… Your honor, please tell me why I am here.
Judge looks at a police man of a high rank sitting in the front row, and police man shakes his head in approval.
Judge: I think you are the luckiest person on planet earth. Whatever, you are accused of expressing your opinion in public and wearing unlawful colors.
Suspect: Oh God, your honor… there must be a mistake… I’ve never expressed my opinion. I dare say I have none… Believe me, your honor, there is a great mistake.
Judge: Shut up till I prepare the verdict.
Suspect: Your honor, please, give me a chance to defend myself!
Judge: Defend yourself? From who? Are you accusing the authorities of attacking you, you fool?
Suspect: -Oh no, your honor, please don’t get me wrong, I know you are truly wise and it must be a problem with me that made you misunderstand me. And I believe you are justice is never belittled compared to your wisdom. So please, your honor, give me a chance to speak, may be you will like my story.
Judge: hmm… Okay, you have 30 seconds to speak.
Suspect: Last night I was walking out of the subway station when I saw a newspaper headline saying “Justice For All”. For a moment I didn’t know what to think… Do we really need justice? And if it Justice for All now, does this mean we had no justice before? And..
Judge: - Enough, and I have to thank you for telling me this part of your story because it truly changed my verdict. You are no longer accused of expressing your opinion.
Suspect: Ohhh thank you, your honor..
Judge: - And so, I have to inform you that you are now accused of thinking. And after looking at what we have between our hand here, we find you guilty of wearing unlawful colors and thinking in public. Applying the law, you will be sentenced to death in the exact hour of an exact day, Take him away and bring the other.
Suspect: Your honor… please, you have to hear me…
Judge: I don’t need to, you are a dead man.
Suspect: I didn’t think unlawfully… I didn’t wear unlawful colors and
Judge: - you wore orange.
Suspect (shocked): It was my underwear that was orange.
Judge (smiling): This means you have been thinking deeply and unlawfully. (Knock knock) Session is over.
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