Random Thoughts II

"If I were a bird, I would fall out of weight"

"If you lose something try to get another: I have lost a person, now I am trying to buy a car... Cars sometimes are good alternatives for human beings!"

"Sometimes I feel I wanna drive at top speed, but when I do, I feel I wanna slow down a little!"

"If you try to satisfy someone, then you are trying to boil the water of the sea with a lighter... So you should either throw the lighter and swim through the sea and be who you are, or drown and die"

"Everything that has an end, will be reborn..."

"We are living in a world of bullets, bullets are more than human beings living on earth"

"One friend asked me "Do you have a dream?", I answered "Yes, and it is not for sale""

"One friend asked me "You are not a superman", I answered "Man created superman, God created me!""

'Because he feels like he has to do something, and be someone,
I appreciated him, he is someone you rarely find these days.
Those who are sitting with no goals, never trying to look into the future,
Crying opportunities they never had, waiting for a normal life,
Having nothing to do with the world but some illusions in their minds,
Evaluating things according to their own stupid criteria,
Stepping from one failure to the other, are... "Read the first letter of every line and you'd know"'

"The difference between the world of humans and the world of monkeys is that monkeys do not kill each other"

"I found nothing 'to talk about on the way to the funeral'"

"Batman wears black, Superman wears blue, Spiderman wears red, Flash wears red, The Incredibles wear red... Why the hell superheros never wear green??"

"He: Hey
She: Hey
He: How are you?
She: Fine and you?
He: Fine, too!
She: Great...
He: Just wanted to say hi.
She: Okay, thanks
He: Gotta take a look around, bye now!
She: No, wait...
He: !!!!!!!
She: I love you!
He: !!!!!!!
She: Okay that was a joke, you can go.
He: !!!!!!!

He leaves.... (True story).... Mad mad mad girls!"

"In order to convince someone with something, it takes forever...
And if he/she is that kind of a person that if you look through his right ear you can see what's going on on his left ear's side... It take no time, but useless!
That's why I love orders"